This was mine and John Madden's conversation.
Me: Hey John, what would you do in this situation.... It's 1st and 10, you have the ball on your own 40 yard line. Plenty of time on the clock. In fact, you are up by several points. What would you do?
Madden: Who's my QB?
Me: Aaron Rodgers.
Madden: I would go shotgun formation with 5 receivers and throw a Hailmary to the top right corner of the end zone that way I can get off of the field sooner to finish eating my hot dog.
Me: My man.
Long XLM.